Lizard King welcomes ANZ to his level
July 25, 2024Linux users rejoice! The Microsoft outage which crippled global systems in one of the biggest IT failures in history is just another win for the penguin, though trying to explain why I like Linux to women just seems to rack up perpetual losses.
But don’t get cocky Mac, I always sided with the PC dweebs over the smug Apple users in those old commercials, but maybe I’m just bitter that the iPhone let people on the internet who weren’t interested in vicious argument over old Star Trek episodes.
Though people have been going on about the degradation of our precious internet forever, for reference here’s a USENET post from 1982 complaining it was already becoming too dedicated to movies and goulash recipes.
ANZ’s own scandal covered market manipulation, misreporting, and a toxic culture…welcome to the other end of the ASX baby! Maybe I’ll even chuck in a few bucks now that they’re on my level.
I find it pretty funny that Trump is now being painted as the elderly buffoon in the US elections, I wonder what changed?
His VP pick might be a better choice for being a young buffoon, but as for Kamala, she likely needs an experienced pick, probably white guy VP with connections in Congress…Joe Biden?
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